Old Humor: Far Out Op Codes

["Aron K. Insinga" <aki@foobar.mv.com>]

                 FAR OUT OP CODES

AI    ADD IMPROPER
ARNZ  ADD AND RESET TO NON-ZERO
ARZ   ADD AND RESET TO ZERO
BB    BRANCH ON BUG
BBRAB BITE BAUDY BIT AND BRANCH
BBI   BRANCH ON BLINKING INDICATOR
BCBF  BRANCH ON CHIP BOX FULL
BCR   BACKSPACE CARD READER
BIRM  BRANCH ON INDEX REGISTER MISSING
BLI   BRANCH AND LOOP INDEFINITE
BOBOI BRANCH ON BURNED OUT INDICATOR
BPO   BRANCH ON POWER OFF
BSO   BRANCH ON SLEEPY OPERATOR
BSP   BACKSPACE PRINTER
BXC   BURST SELECTOR CHANNEL
BST   BACKSPACE AND STRETCH TAPE
BYR   BYTE AND RUN
CCS   CHINESE CHARACTER SET
CD    CREATE DATA
CM    CIRCULATE MEMORY
CMB   CREATE MACHINE BUG
CRN   CONVERT TO ROMAN NUMERALS
CVU   CONVERT TO UNARY (BASE 1)
DD    DESTROY DISK
DIA   DEVELOP INEFFECTIVE ADDRESS
DIC   DIVIDE AND CONQUER
DMPK  DESTROY MEMORY PROTECT KEY
DO    DIVIDE AND OVERFLOW
DPK   DESTROY STORAGE PROTECT KEY
EC    EAT CARD
ECP   ERASE CARD PUNCH
EDPMB EXECUTE DP MANAGER AND BRANCH
EIOC  EXECUTE INVALID OP-CODE
EJD   EJECT DISK
ENH   EXECUTE NO-OP AND HANG
EO    EXECUTE OPERATOR
EPI   EXECUTE PROGRAMMER IMMEDIATE
EROS  ERASE READ ONLY STORAGE
FCJ   FEED CARD AND JAM
FSRA  FORMS SKIP RUN AWAY
GSP   GULP AND STORE PUNCH
HCF   HALT AND CATCH FIRE ** PRIVILEGED OPERATION **
IIB   IGNORE INQUIRY AND BRANCH
IND   ILLOGICAL AND
IOR   ILLOGICAL OR
IRB   INVERT RECORD AND BRANCH
ISC   IGNORE SUPERVISOR CALL
LC    LOOP CONTINOUSLY
LCC   LOAD AND CLEAR CORE
LMB   LOOSE MESSAGE AND BRANCH
MC    MOVE CONTINOUS
MDB   MOVE AND DROP BITS
MLR   MOVE AND LOOSE RECORD
MLSB  MEMORY LEFT SHIFT AND BRANCH
MTI   MAKE TAPE INVALID
MWC   MOVE AND WRAP CORE
PADZ  PACK ALPHA AND DROP ZONES
PAS   PRINT AND SMEAR
PBC   PRINT AND BREAK CHAIN
PD    PUNCH DISC
PI    PUNCH INVALID
PIRI  PRINT IN RED INK
PO    PUNCH OPERATOR
POF   PRINT ON FLY
PPSW  PACK PROGRAM STATUS WORD
PS    PRINT AND SHEAR
RASC  READ AND SHRED CARD
RBG   RANDOM BUG GENERATOR
RBT   REWIND AND BREAK TAPE
RC    READ CHAOS
RCKG  READ COUNT-KEY AND GARBAGE
RID   READ INVALID DATA
RDI   REVERSE DRUM IMMEDIATE
RIRG  READ INTER-RECORD GAP
RM    REINITIALIZE METER
RNR   READ NOISE RECORD
RP    READ PRINTER
RPAB  READ, PRINT, AND BLUSH
RPB   REVERSE PARITY AND BRANCH
RRRA  READ RECORD AND RUN AWAY
RT    REDUCE THRUPUT
RWRT  READ AND WRITE WHILE RIPPING TAPE
SC    SCRAMBLE CHANNELS
SCP   SCATTER PRINT
SIP   STORE INDEFINITE PRECISION
SLD   SLIP DISC
SLP   SHARPEN LIGHT PENCIL
SPSW  SCRAMBLE PROGRAM STATUS WORD
SRCC  SELECT READER AND CHEW CARDS
SRSD  SEEK RECORD AND SCAR DISK
SRZ   SUBTRACT AND RESET TO ZERO
SSD   STACKER SELECT DISK
SSJ   STACKER SELECT AND JAM
SU    STACKER UPSET
TBD   TRANSFER AND DROP BITS
TLR   TRANSFER AND LOOSE RETURN
TPD   TRIPLE PACK DECIMAL
TSH   TRAP SECRETARY AND HALT
UCPUB UNCOUPLE CPU AND BRANCH
UER   UPDATE AND ERASE RECORD
UNPD  UNPLUG AND DUMP
UT    UPDATE TRANSACTION
WCKG  WRITE COUNT-KEY AND GARBAGE
WNR   WRITE NOISE RECORD
WWLR  WRITE WRONG-LENGTH RECORD
ZAM   ZERO ALL MEMORY